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wearing sunglasses indoors and doing shots of beer

this is how to live guys we’ve been doing it wrong the whole time

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jellicents:

So i’ve been seeing alot of these reverse quote things that guys do in order to flatter girls and i decided to turn the tables and make ones that flatters boys ♥♥♥ 

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

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what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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